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Humorous Gym Etiquette
Be Respectful & Polite
treat others how you would like to be treated
Watch Your Language
use Grandmother approved words
Re-rack Your Weights
mamma isn't here to clean up after you
Wipe Down Equipment
reference above regarding mamma
Don't Slam Weights
Metal is fragile
No Flip Flops, Bare Feet, or Food on Fitness Floor
you are at the gym, not the beach
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